“Gryffindors” — A Katy Perry parody by Not Literally Productions

Ash Lee February 7, 2013 0

Gryffindors

A Harry Potter parody of “California Gurls” by Katy Perry simply called “Gryffindors” from Not Literally.

LYRICS

[Dumbledore]
Greetings, students. Let’s take a journey.

[Dana]
I know a house
Where dwell the brave at he-art
Scar-let and gold
Our chivalry sets us apa-art
(dun dun)
[Ginny]
Sippin’ Butterbeer
Hangin’ out at the Black Lake
Slytherins
Drop their jaws
When they see the goals that we make.
(fly by)

In the wizarding world
No one comes close
Everybody knows
That when evil is ne-ar
We will always be here
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindor girls
We’re so amazing
Pleated skirts
And ties red and gold
Lions represent,
Now mess your manes up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindor boys
They’re so magnificent
When danger strikes
They come out on top
Hear their mighty roars
They’re lion-hearted
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

We’re brave to our core
Adventurous and oh so daring
We walk
Down the halls
Why are the other houses glaring?
(at us?)

In the wizarding world
(in the wizarding world)
No one comes close
Everybody knows
That when evil is ne-ar
We will always be here
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindor girls
We are so wild
Next to our house
The others look tame
Slytherins? Ha!
We eat those snakes for breakfast!
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindor boys
They’re so amazing
They’re fearless no matter the odds.
Lions represent
Sharpen your claws up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

(o-o-oh yeaaah)
Gryffindor girls
We’re oh so magical (magical, hey!)
Charms and curses
Coming your way
Alohomora
We’re the key to your heart
(alohomora, to your heart)
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindors, we
Are strong and confident
(strong and confident)
We win the house cup like it ain’t no thing.
We’ll totally be around
To stop the bad guys.
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Gryffindor
Gryffindor Girls
Gryffindor
Gryffindor Boys


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